"Hey mom, why are we leaving the pumpkin patch without getting any pumpkins?"
"well, we need cash here, and I don't have any. Let's just run to the bank"
"Mom, why can't we get the biggest pumpkin?".
"Becuase we aren't even going to be in town for Halloween, we just don't need the biggest one."
"Mom, why can't we jump on the bouncy apple today?"
"It is busy season at the farm so they are charging a fee. We'll come back when it's free."
"Mom can we get caramel, and cider, and another pumpkin, and.....
"Mom can we go on the hay ride?"
"we are going to do that at Nana B's on Halloween."
"Mom, why can't we ride in the back of the truck while we move all these boxes?"
"I don't know, you just can't. It's not safe on big roads."
"Mom, why do we have to drive so far to the Halloween party?"
"Our friends moved, but we still want to go see them, you'll have fun."
"Mom, when are we going to carve our pumpkins?"
"how about tomorrow morning?"
"how about tomorrow afternoon?"
"Mom, why do we have to take a shower?"
"because you've been playing all day and we have church in the morning."
"Mom, will you ask dad to tuck us in?"
Man, I am such a drag!
1 month ago