1/15/2008

Negativity alert!


I am having a night! A night that can only be described as " if you ask me one more question I will karate chop your pinky toes off" kind of night. Nothing bad has happened. No one stole my cat. No one cut me in line. No one stepped on my foot. I am just crabby. Plain old cross & crabby. So please no one ask me a question. Not one!
I will do the question asking around here!

Why do people like to track dog crap on my carpet?

Why can't people use their blinkers when they are turning?

Why do bloggers ( you know who you are ) put those stinking copy the letter things in their comment section?

Why can't I get those stinking letter things right on the first try?

Why do I say "yes" to things that I want to say "no way" too?

Why are Cinnabon cinnamon rolls fattening?

Why is that all the questions I can think of right now?

I'm going to go take some deep breaths and regret not buying those dang cinnamon rolls.
Ok fine, that's a lie I'm going to go make banana bread and steam clean my carpets.

21 comments:

Darilyn said...

Merilee, i love you. Great picture by the way. I wish i could be there tomorrow morning. If anyone is free tomorrow morning at 9a.m show up at Merilee's for the Hazeldale "coffee" i'm guessing that's what the say "no way" thing is. Show up so it can be a fun "yes way" thing. Even if you don't have children at Hazeldale. And for those of you with children at Hazeldale, ITS MANDATORY. : )

Merilee said...

Darilyn, You rock! Thanks for the coffee plug.

BREAKING NEWS... lisa P has joined the blogging world. Check my links to find her.

alishagarrity said...

Great photo of yourself! You should look grumpy more often. Look how vivd your eyes are! And aren't grumpy and sexy so close anyways?

alishagarrity said...

Great photo of yourself! You should look grumpy more often. Look how vivd your eyes are! And aren't grumpy and sexy so close anyways?

reuben said...

I always mess up on those dang letter things the first time too. Also I love the picture as much as everyone else. Although I don't think I would call it sexy like Alisha did. maybe I would

Chelsea said...

Those letters cause nightmare's when I sleep. I swear blogger is making them harder lately too. Make's me angry...

But....I am so excited for your banana bread. You will love it..*I hope!!!!! I have eaten 5 since I made it yesterday. They are soooo addicting. Let me know how it went! :)

Bridget said...

You make grumpy look sexy. How do you do that? Oh, sorry that was a question.

Stephen said...

No way Mer, I am going to ask the questions. But before I do, I can answer some of those questions of yours:

Why do people like to track dog crap on my carpet?
A: Because if we tracked it on ours, we would have to clean it up. This way we get to have fun with dog poop without the cleanup

Why can't people use their blinkers when they are turning?
A: Probably out of towner from Phoenix, did they flip you off as well, if they did, they are from Phoenix.

Why do bloggers ( you know who you are ) put those stinking copy the letter things in their comment section?
A: Why do you not allow anon comments, huh? I had to sign up for a stinkin blog acct just to post this. I will remove my "copy the letters" (BTW it is known as a Spam Catcher or Captcha).

Why can't I get those stinking letter things right on the first try?
A: You must be using a Chinese keyboard. They do have a different character set.

Why do I say "yes" to things that I want to say "no way" too?
A: I would suggest you (or Chris) check your back. If the spine is missing, then that is why you say Yes instead of No Way.

Why are Cinnabon cinnamon rolls fattening?
A: They are not, it is all an illusion. It is the evil FDA that is trying to brainwash the public with certain foods. Cinnabon is healthy

Why is that all the questions I can think of right now?
A: I believe you do not watch enough Simpsons and Futurama.

Now my question:
can we go Catholic so we can get communion wafers and booze?

Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.

'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?

If The Flintstones has taught us anything, it's that pelicans can be used to mix cement.

How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you?

Merilee said...

Wow, Steve,thanks foe answering all my questions and more! That was quite the comment. Are you a little bored at work this morning?

Aundrea said...

Merilee--I'm sorry to laugh at your expense, but I know I can always go to your blog and get a laugh! I love how real you are;) And your eyes ARE gorgeous is that picture! PS. Thanks for not having those dang letters on your blog in order to post a comment!

Sheri said...

Merilee, your blog always makes me feel better.

Chris C said...

Sorry you were feeling bad last night. I'll be home on time tonight! but then I have Mason's basketball practice and then my game at 9:00. Hmmm, not sure when we will get to see each other. Have a great day!

megan said...

by the way that was me that posted earlier not Reuben. I'm sure Reuben would call that picture sexy

jaust.me said...

Merilee, you rock and those stupid letters suck. I'm so glad that you post such adorable pictures of yourself on your blog! You are my hero today!
ps. I am having a crappy day too and I have parent teacher conferences on valentine's day.

Mahina said...

you crack me up! love the picture! i hate those letter things too! hope your day is better today!

Chelsea said...

Glad to hear you liked the recipe. Sorry your loaf burnt.:( I am glad you at least made muffins to know they were good! :) Hope your day was better!

Emily said...

I love you!

Rochelle said...

I love reading your blog, I too like Aundrea tend to laugh every time at your expense, so Thank you!

Elizabeth said...

Too, too hilarious! That'd why we only have Cinnabon cinnamon rolls once a year (on Christmas morning.) You do look pretty sexy, by the way. :-)

Jodi said...

Man...you make me laugh! I hate those stupid letter things, too! Seriously, why do people do that?

brenda said...

You can't help but be beautiful with those blue eyes. That's all I'm going to say.